Nonsense.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:33:49 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:55:21 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:54:41 -0400

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:50:32 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:14:40 -0400

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

aseofspades: lillianjessica: what if homestuck updates in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:23:23 -0400

aseofspades:

lillianjessica:

what if homestuck updates in november

Then everyone’s computers will explode the second they sign into tumblr

Don’t be ridiculous no one’s ever signed out of tumblr

sspork: aripockily: sspork: i’m talking about homestuck...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:17:57 -0400

sspork:

aripockily:

sspork:

i’m talking about homestuck feelings wtf are you even doing

I WANT TO BELIEVE

It’s not happening turn off ur caps you’ll wake the neighbors

-whispers sensually- i want to believe

sspork: i’m talking about homestuck feelings wtf are you even...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:10:41 -0400

sspork:

i’m talking about homestuck feelings wtf are you even doing

I WANT TO BELIEVE

kristrauma: sigfodr: What if the Starks didn’t make stupid...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:54:47 -0400

kristrauma:

sigfodr:

What if the Starks didn’t make stupid decisions? x

“Okay, I won’t trust you then”

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:29:00 -0400

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

WHO’S BEEN SPRAYING THESE ON THE SIDEWALK OMG

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:11:25 -0400

WHO’S BEEN SPRAYING THESE ON THE SIDEWALK OMG

bsstuffandthings: I made a Minecraft cake.

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:36:21 -0400

bsstuffandthings:

I made a Minecraft cake.

daveascend: wait why does dredd’s gun say “rape” and “sex” on it during the DNA check? Yeah now I...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:34:00 -0400

daveascend:

wait why does dredd’s gun say “rape” and “sex” on it during the DNA check?

Yeah now I don’t really know either :/

Dredd (2012) Dir. Pete Travis “The helmet was just a...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:24:41 -0400

Dredd (2012) Dir. Pete Travis

“The helmet was just a non-starter of an issue, and that’s quite frankly the way it should be. It should always have been. I read the script, a wonderful script written by Alex Garland, and got to the end and was pleased to find that Dredd’s helmet stayed on. I then took a meeting with Alex along with Pete and Andrew, and Alex said to me, ‘Just so we’re clear, the helmet stays on.’ And I said, ‘I wouldn’t be taking this meeting if the helmet came off.’ So we were both on the same page.”

- Karl Urban

Dredd (Pete Travis, 2012)

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:23:33 -0400

Dredd (Pete Travis, 2012)

moviemouths: DREDDPossible successor to McAdams’ Mouth Crown,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:15:13 -0400

moviemouths:

DREDD
Possible successor to McAdams’ Mouth Crown, Olivia Thirlby has one of the most promising mouths of the 21st century, possibly all time. Combine that with the fact that Judge Dredd himself is 90% mouth and you get…

10/10 mouths.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 13:13:23 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 22:59:40 -0400

badger-shenanigans: theblacklacedandy: funnywildlife: Award...

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:43:46 -0400

badger-shenanigans:

theblacklacedandy:

funnywildlife:

Award Winning Garden Design By Ben Hoyle

I’M SCREAMING THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

hnnng i need it

4staline: tropicaloceans: waaaavvvvees: s-ukino: lrrationalit...

Tue, 07 May 2013 01:34:00 -0400

4staline:

tropicaloceans:

waaaavvvvees:

s-ukino:

lrrationality:

new favourite poem. this is so powerful.

this is so beautiful.

omg

I love this so much

OMG I LOVE THIS WOW