electricalserket:

theburntsouffle:

madygcomics:

pocopiumosso:

My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss

This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.

calm down there satan

Am I the only one that notices the song isn’t the one described in the picture?

whovianfanboy:

shutupkristen:

Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.

STOOOOOOOP! 

That dog is more successful than I am… :(

(Source: oldblueeyes)

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

(Source: gaksdesigns)

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

aseofspades:

lillianjessica:

what if homestuck updates in november

Then everyone’s computers will explode the second they sign into tumblr

Don’t be ridiculous no one’s ever signed out of tumblr

(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)

sspork:

aripockily:

sspork:

i’m talking about homestuck feelings wtf are you even doing

I WANT TO BELIEVE

It’s not happening turn off ur caps you’ll wake the neighbors

-whispers sensually- i want to believe

sspork:

i’m talking about homestuck feelings wtf are you even doing

I WANT TO BELIEVE